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[The Matrix Still Has You]

Team Work!

Another smashing success. While the original did have more action; this one shows more distintitive art styles. Which is one of the things I like about these joint efforts.

Serge's style is definately well done. It does seem to jump around in some small parts but not so much that it leaves you wondering if something happened.

I've seen Joanime before at the end of Van Helthing and I always wondered who exactely she was. I enjoyed watching her style. While there is less talking, she still manages to animate it in a way so that you understand what is going on.

The Seige scene is probably the one with the most jokes. Many of which are quite witty. The Independence Day reference. R2 and C3P0 (It is a war between man and machine). The machines rioting in the streets. But most of all, I liked how he made those final moments at the button more meaningful. I mean, in the real movie. The kid takes a few extra moments to say "Neo, I believe" and then he shoots the chain. It is by far the most pointless line in the entire movie. The Neo playing Ninja Turtles was much more enjoyable to watch and softened the blow of that pointless line.

I'm looking forward to another joint matrix movie. (Complete the trilogy!)

[FF7: About Random Battles]

I laughed until my sides ached

In the past I've said I don't care too much for game paraodies. Mostly because once you've seen one; you've seen them all. However this is quite the exception. I feel like my sides were going to bust open as Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa were savagely mauled by the dreaded Tonberry.

I also liked the fact that it made fun of FF7 in itself rather than RPGs as a whole. (Making reference to Aeris and Tifa's hotness. The status effect magics. And....suggestive ideas about Aeris and Tifa)

I think what I loved most of all was the way LF turned the romantic moment between Aeris and Cloud at the Gold Saucer into a laughing stock. It was mean but even more funny.

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

Sing From The Mountains!

I never heard this song before until I watched this submission. Its a very catchy song and the visuals only add humor to it. I was surprised when I actually spotted a few characters that I never saw before. Which goes to show you; "You DON'T know everything"

While it was good an all I gave a 4 because it is a game paraody and music videos have been done before. Not that I'm being negative or anything. I just prefer your own original works compared to simple tributes. Its still good though.

[All Your Pie]

The very first LF Flash I ever saw

All Your Pie is very well done or more specifically well scripted. There are no sudden gaps or holes anywhere. Ark and Kerri are very cute and could be considered kid friendly. The humor is clean, safe, and well done. Childish but not in a way that can't be enjoyed by all.

This submission sort of makes me feel like I'm watching a regular sitcom. Which is a nice feeling to have.

Keep it up LF and maybe...just maybe....you'll beyond the net. I'm sure kids would try Legendary Frog cerial. lol. Don't you?

[Decline of Video Gaming 2]

How can I not give this a perfect score?

This is pure gold. Pure 100% clean gold.

First of all, I enjoyed all the silly humor (Green crayons and tornados) but what I enjoyed most of all was the Gaming Corperations Presidents. So brilliantly designed. Each clearly representing their best games but at the same time they looked so evil and their company logos or names were worked in perfectly.

Starting with SquareEnix's president. This was very well done, he actually looked like a villain from an anime. I enjoyed his business suit/demonic belt and horns looked. Despite all his amazing power; he can't seem to stay on top of things very well but maybe that's because he surrounds himself with boneheads?

Capcom was done very well. Not only did he make reference to Resident Evil but I assume his Japanese/Samurai look was making reference to Onimusha? In either case, he did look more laid back then the others but still held an air of business professional. He probably has more know-how than the SquareEnix but it seems he doesn't like to take charge but rather be more of an adviser.

The Konami. This was fabulous. He was everything the "Stupid One" of the trio needed to be. He did dress business profession but something about him suggested that he was sloppy. Maybe it was the beard...the colors....but anyone could see this guy was a step behind of everything.

These three are keepers. They MUST come back in another animation.

Looking forward to your future submissions.

The-Super-Flash-Bros responds:

thanks!
and yeah, we're DEFINATELY bringing back the evil developers next time, with more insane plots to destroy us!
-Dim

[PICONJO CONFESSION X]

I'm not sure what sickens me more.

I think I'm going the throw up all over the place. I'm really not sure what sickened me more. The fact that you actually tried to use FFX to simulate some kind of "sensitive" environment or the sheer fact that you attempt to shead tears and not even change your facial expression.

However, in light that you do show some skill as an animator your art managed to keep you afloat. A few things I would like to point out.

1. Confessions should be done in privacy not out in the open. Especially since you decided it was a good idea to specify everything that was obviously wrong and things you really could have kept to yourself.

2. Its more than obvious you're not being honest. The ending is enough to make me want to stab my eyes out with sporks. The sheer fact that you make yourself to look like Tidus from FFX only encourages that feeling and somehow I highly doubt ANY woman is waiting for you.

I really don't have the energy to continue. I'm running on 56k so the d/ling of this movie took about 20 to 30 minutes...and for what? This "tragic" confession? If you're going to waste my time; try to talk about something a little more informative.

In short; please do fade away and should you come back....make something worthwhile.