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[The Adventures of Giani 2]

So this is the Star Syndicate?

As I thought, you're Piconjo's new bitch band. I've been going over some of your work and it looks like its been heavily blammed but then again that's what happens to people who make shitty movies about mods.

Do you really think that by siding with that oranged haired loser that you're somehow going to pull yourselves out of the hole you're in? If you though you at rock bottom before, spend a little more time doing his work and watch how far you really drop.

CodeRedClock responds:

lol how was piconjo related to this at all, you idiot.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

I had no idea sprites could do that

I've seen some pretty good sprite action here on NG but this....this definately tops it all. It was mind blowing to watch ol' 8-bit Mario go Matrix on Luigi. (Why couldn't he do that back in the old games? It would have made the fight against Bowser a lot easier.)

I also enjoyed the fact that you just simply used the characters and kept everything else the same. It was funny to hear Luigi and Mario speak with different voices. As opposed to their high pitched ones.

Over all this was really good. Have you considered doing something similar for the "Final Fight" scene from the third Matrix Movie?

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll3]

I feel it was worth the wait

I have to admit, for a while there I was beginning to worry that after such a long wait that the movie wouldn't deliever very well but it seems I was wrong. It was good. Very good. It was rather interesting to see how the The Dark Lord became "evil" in the first place.

I like the "old collage roommate" thing. I never saw that coming. When I watched the original trailer back in the "One Ring Special Edition" I was convinced that guy was going to take over or something.
The audio was good. I could understand everything clearly. The art was clean and the humor was good too. Still, I'm curious to know if this is the end of the One Ring series? I imagine you had only planned to do three movies (As there are only three Lord Of The Rings Movies) or do you have plans to continue this series?

[Teh Legend Of Piconjo]

Cheap ass.

This is the same damn thing you submitted last time. The only difference is that you put something in the background. The work you people usually produce is bullshit but godamn. Make an effort to make something different for each movie. I can't believe someone didn't blow the whistle on you.

Then again I doubt the mods would get up and do something about it.

[Dad's Home]

That rocked so hard

I'll admit, it was quite random but the violence was very enjoyable but nothing beats a dad rockin' hard. My dad was cool like that. God how I miss him.
I like your drawing style, its simple and unique. Your effects were well done and quite noticible. Not to mention that your character actions were well timed with the music. Was that intentional through the entire movie or did things just seem to fall into place like that?

[PICONJO: Besitzen Sie]

You've made something worth watching

Dispite the fact that once again all you do is pick on other, at least you left your dick out of it. This is definately the true way to assult others. I really didn't see any problems with this one.

About the only thing I don't get is why you pick on Wade. (Or however you spell it). I mean, if they had any power you guys would have all been banned a long time ago instead your list just keeps growing.

(Probably because all the mods do is try educate us on what is cool and what's not and locking down senisible topics while letting ones about the penis run free)

I think its more the obvious just how...."Powerful" our mods are.

In any case, good work.

[Newbs]

I love it when they stand out in the open

Now there's a classic move if I've ever seen one. Damn n00bs, always talking in the middle of open space. Then when something happens; they call for backup as if someone would actually make it there in time.

Thankfully though, my kills have never had a microphone so they can complain at me.